I want a girlfriend tat…

• Talks to mi everyday, always texting mi when we’re not with each other.
• Calls mi randomly everyday n ask mi if I’m fine.
• Tells mi hw she feel n hw much mi misses mi.
• Able to meet mi everyday, hang out till late night.
• Don’t allow mi to text other gals.
• Give mi surprises, nt bought from money.
• Take pictures together, almost everyday.
• Rarely talks to guy’s, talks more to mi.
• Damn thoughtful & always keeps her promises.
• Keeps her promises and never hide things from mi.
• Make mi happy when I’m sad,instead of leaving mi alone.
• Checks on mi everyday, every night, jus always checking on mi.  
• Never forgets texting mi, never forget anything about mi.
• Faithful.

Is tis sooooooo hard? :(